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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6295 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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*Disclaimer: not actually scientifically proven, but who cares? it’s minecraft, dude.