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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Towns Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	2406
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	135	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

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