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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6404 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 349 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?
So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!