3 year old Minecraft Servers

3 Year Old

  • BedtimeBros

    BedtimeBros

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MILsAndMiners Minecraft Server

    MILsAndMiners Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of adulting and childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave your worries behind, just like leaving your 3-year-old with a questionable babysitter. Who needs a night out when you can have a night in on our server, where the only tantrums you’ll deal with are from creepers blowing up your creations?

    So come on, join us and let loose like a toddler on a sugar rush. Who needs NYE shows when you can have a blast on our server? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

    BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Come join Olympus Survival – where the only roleplay involves trying to tame a wild pack of creepers!

    Come join Olympus Survival – where the only roleplay involves trying to tame a wild pack of creepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: Olympus

    Overview

    Server Name Olympus
    What to Expect Begin your adventure in the majestic city of Olympus. Choose your patron god and participate in epic events. Contribute to the world by building temples, battling mythical creatures, and uncovering hidden treasures.
    What’s New Custom Enchants, Player Shops, Economy System, Pets, Crates, Quests

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join now at https://discord.gg/6p4mJYPHADD or add r14n_ on discord.

    Q: What is the theme of the server?

    A: The server is themed around Greek mythology, where players can interact with gods, myths, and quests.

    Q: Can I choose my patron god?

    A: Yes, players can choose between Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades as their patron god to earn their favor.

    Q: What can I do in Olympus?

    A: Players can participate in epic events, build temples, battle mythical creatures, uncover treasures, utilize custom enchants, open player shops, engage in the economy system, adopt pets, unlock crates, and embark on quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Crazies – Phase Connect Shenanigans

    Crafty Crazies – Phase Connect Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic virtual influencers you’ve ever seen!

    From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone,” to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who builds castles in the sky that put even the Ender Dragon to shame, our server is where legends are made.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, who once tamed a pack of wolves to do her bidding in battle, or Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, who can craft potions so powerful they’ll make you see double.

    So why waste your time on any other server when you could be part of the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and shouting “Creeper, oh man!” at the top of your lungs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chilltown: Where Minecraft and chill meet – now with extra spice and a side of salty players! v1.20 Java edition!

    Chilltown: Where Minecraft and chill meet – now with extra spice and a side of salty players! v1.20 Java edition!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Chilltown Minecraft Server

    IP rd.Chilltown.eu

    WHAT IS CHILLTOWN?

    Chilltown is a survival Minecraft server that expands the vanilla challenge and gameplay, while still keeping the vanilla feel.

    We have little to no kids!

    We have ways to ensure that our server is community-focused, by using dedicated feedback and suggestion channels, and letting the democracy vote for changes and implementation of new features.

    Chilltown started in August 2019. Our goal is to provide players with a unique and relaxing place to play with their friends.

    Key Features:

    Custom beautiful World
    Temperature
    Seasons
    Professions (Mining, Smithing & 7 more..)
    Level based ranks (Earn xp through professions)
    Custom Mobs & Weapons
    Custom Tools & Enchants
    Special Crafting stations
    Waystones for teleportation
    Chunk-based land claiming system (no golden shovel!)
    Non Pay to Win

    Sounds interesting? Come join us at

    IP: rd.Chilltown.eu

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Chilltown Minecraft server?

    A: Simply use the IP address rd.Chilltown.eu to connect to the server.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions on Chilltown?

    A: We aim to have a mature player base, so there are typically little to no kids on our server.

    Q: What makes Chilltown unique compared to other Minecraft servers?

    A: Chilltown offers a variety of custom features such as a beautiful world, temperature mechanics, seasons, professions, level-based ranks, custom mobs and weapons, and more. We strive to provide a unique and relaxing gameplay experience.

    Q: Is the Chilltown server pay-to-win?

    A: No, Chilltown is a non pay-to-win server. We believe in fair gameplay and do not offer advantages to players who spend money.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nonexistent Battle Royale: Minecraft Edition

    Nonexistent Battle Royale: Minecraft Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Gunblade, where you’ll enter a world of third-person 3D gameplay like you’ve never seen before.

    Our server is all about competitive gameplay with a focus on advanced movement and fighting game mechanics. But don’t worry, it’s designed to be easy to learn, yet impossible to master.

    On Gunblade, all classes are known as “Gunblades,” each featuring a crazy hybrid weapon of both blade and gun. Imagine wielding a Pistol/Knife, Sniper/Spear, Shotgun/Axe, and even more insane combinations.

    But here’s the kicker – the lore of our server takes place on an “Astral Plane.” Gunblades serve as vessels for “astrally projected” players to control, allowing them to compete in this class-based dreamscape.

    And let’s not forget about Lucidity, our version of energy, heat, or “mana.” Your Lucidity will fluctuate based on gameplay events, so be prepared to strategize and use your abilities wisely.

    With a low-poly art style and stylized 3D graphics, Gunblade will have a serious and abstract aesthetic similar to fighting games like “Melty Blood”, “BlazBlue”, or “Under Night In-Birth”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Gunblade and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kino? More like Krazy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelatedPretend92Server

    PixelatedPretend92Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most bodacious Minecraft server of 1992, where pixelated adventures await you around every corner! Join us for a totally tubular time as we journey through the blocky world of nostalgia and fun.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the virtual caves of our server, there lies a diamond so rare and precious that it can grant you three wishes. Yes, you heard that right – THREE wishes! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, a pet creeper, or even a flying pig to ride around on. The choice is yours, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you, armed with a wooden sword and a leather helmet, facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens. It’s a battle for the ages, and only the bravest and most skilled players will emerge victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most radical Minecraft server of 1992 and embark on an adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your parachute pants and neon fanny pack – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP