3. Words that annoy Minecraft Servers

3. Words that annoy

  • Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

    Mispronounced Cliffs Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, fellow blockheads! Welcome to the wildest, craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever hear about! Like, if you don’t JOIN this server, you might just explode into a pool of rainbow cupcakes from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out, duh!).

    First off, I heard that a giant chicken named Cluckzilla is guarding a secret treasure buried deep in the End dimension where the Ender dragons do the cha-cha. Oh, and if you can get past the lava moat filled with angry ocelots and extremely grouchy banana peels, you might find the legendary diamond-encrusted sandwich that grants you unlimited powers to fly over creeper explosions like they’re just the worst kind of fireworks. Yeah, you read that right!

    Like, have you ever seen a respawning shulker with a monocle?? That’s right; this SMP has a classy vibe. You’ll be building castles while sipping hot cocoa and being serenaded by a herd of singing llamas (they have excellent taste in music, trust me). Oh, and the crafting tables here? They’re sentient and have feelings! If you don’t compliment them daily, they’ll refuse to craft your best tools, which is super awkward when you need that diamond pickaxe to break your friend’s house down. Talk about friendship goals, am I right?!

    Oh, and here’s a fun fact: Every full moon, a horde of enchanting zombie squirrels invade the server. If you can defeat them, you get the ultimate prize: a pet broccoli that gives you XP just for existing. Who doesn’t want a vegetable sidekick, like seriously? Btw, I’m pretty sure my broccoli is plotting against me… it keeps whispering, “Hari-diri-hari, broccoli supremacy!”

    Join us now, and you might just meet the infamous Steve the Mysterious, who doesn’t have a face but knows all the things about modded gameplay. Rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Like, cheddar. I’m lactose intolerant, but for that experience, I’d risk it all.

    So if you find yourself mispronouncing “Enderman” as “Endermite” (which is totally a thing here, lol), then this is the SMP for you! Here, we celebrate linguistic interpretation with crazy contests like “Guess That Pig Sound” and “Scream Like a Creeper.”

    Hop on over and let’s start this adventure packed with absurdities and absolutely questionable life choices. Trust me, your brain will thank you for not jumping off any cliffs—it’ll just be too busy trying to find the nearest enchanted pizza shop! 🍕💫

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  • NEXUS SMP

    NEXUS SMP

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    NEXUS SMP Server Overview

    What makes NEXUS SMP special? – 🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay: Experience a collaborative and inspiring server atmosphere. – 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Community-Centric: Forge connections and build lasting friendships. – 🌐 A Hub of Connections: Join a group of like-minded players dedicated to creativity, fun, and teamwork. – ✨ Fresh and New: Dive into a brand-new server with endless opportunities to leave your mark!
    Server Features – 🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods: The best of both worlds—classic Minecraft enhanced with useful tweaks! – 🎙️ Proximity Chat: Communication is key! Hear and chat with players near you in-game for a more immersive experience. – 🗺️ Live Server Map: Always know your surroundings and plan your next big build or adventure. – ⚙️ Game Enhancements: Subtle improvements to enhance gameplay while keeping that authentic vanilla feel.
    Requirements to Join – 🎤 Mic Required: Proximity chat is a core part of the experience. – 🔞 18+ Only: A mature and respectful community for adults. – ✅ Legit Minecraft: No cracked accounts—Java Edition required. – 🧵 Fabric 1.21.4: Our version of choice for seamless mod support.

    Extensive FAQ

    Q: When is the launch date for NEXUS SMP?

    A: NEXUS SMP is launching on January 11, 2025, at 12 PM Eastern.

    Q: How can I apply to join NEXUS SMP?

    A: Join our Discord using the link provided above to apply and become part of the NEXUS SMP community.

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join NEXUS SMP?

    A: You will need a legit Minecraft Java Edition account and Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support.

    Q: Is there an age requirement to join NEXUS SMP?

    A: Yes, NEXUS SMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

    Q: Will there be an interview process to join NEXUS SMP?

    A: Yes, an interview is required to ensure the perfect fit for our community.

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  • Future Celeb Gooners 1.20

    Future Celeb Gooners 1.20

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like where all the future celebs hang out, but they’re all gooners! Like, imagine building a house next to the next big movie star or pop sensation, all while repping your favorite soccer team. It’s like a crazy mix of fame and blocky adventures, man. Don’t miss out on the chance to rub virtual elbows with the stars of tomorrow, all while crafting your way to glory. Join now and start your journey to stardom, gooner style!

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  • SpouseFamDinnerMCServ

    SpouseFamDinnerMCServ

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life family dinners and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

    Tired of always picking up the tab for your spouse’s entire extended family? Well, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Unless, of course, you want to build a virtual restaurant and treat everyone to a feast of pixelated pork chops.

    Join us and build your own virtual Chinese-American family, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to mine for diamonds or hunt for creepers. And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual family drama, just hop on a minecart and explore our vast world of endless possibilities.

    So come on, don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole), join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cousin who’s willing to split the bill with you.

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  • DadCraft: Thanks or GTFO

    DadCraft: Thanks or GTFO

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: a divorced mom, her son, her ex-husband, his new girlfriend, and a supportive father figure all trying to navigate their relationships in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and watch the drama unfold in real time?

    From unexpected hospital visits to birthday sundaes, our server has it all. And don’t even get us started on the passive-aggressive social media posts – you won’t believe the shade that gets thrown around here!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft family saga you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can have this level of entertainment? Let the games begin!

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