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Blocky Booty Calls

1. Relationships, 10. Intimacy, 11. Lust, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Flirting, 14. Jealousy, 15. Social cues, 16. Emotional confusion, 17. Body language, 18. Trust, 19. Sexual attraction, 2. Insecurities, 20. Self-awareness., 3. Misinterpretation, 4. Sexual tension, 5. Doubt, 6. Desire, 7. Mixed signals, 8. Overthinking, 9. communication, blocky, BOOTY, Calls

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	771
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the mobs are actually trying to hook up with you! That’s right, creepers, skeletons, even the Ender Dragon are all trying to get it on with you! It’s a love triangle like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.

So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	75
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	9232
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Votes:	4108	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud

Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	1983
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!