3. I fucking told you so Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

Minecraft SMP: /tohg/ The Owl House General #591

#TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Archive, Dana, Diary, Disney, disney channel, general, Hot Topic, House, Hunter, instagram, interview, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Palisman, playlist, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4669	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Towns Built:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3488
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to the most life-changing Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Luz’s diary has all the insider tips and tricks for surviving in this crazy world, while Lilith’s letter will inspire you to reach new heights. And don’t forget about Hunter’s Palisman observations – you never know what secrets they might reveal!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Disney Channel links, Disney+ recommendations, and even a MEGA folder full of surprises. And if you’re feeling extra bold, check out Dana’s Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for a behind-the-scenes look at all the madness.

Join us on this epic journey where anything is possible – who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life owl house! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let the fun begin!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.

Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	26
New Chunks Explored:	597100	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

24 Now Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Mob.MineRich.ru

Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!

R U H R O H M i n e c r a f t S e r v e r

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coconut Sisters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of two sisters who were obsessed with coconuts. Legend has it that they built an entire world made of coconuts, where everything from the trees to the houses were made of the delicious fruit. Join our server and you too can live in a coconut paradise, where the sun always shines and the coconuts never run out. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Coconut hidden somewhere on the map, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Coconut Sisters themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Coconut Sisters and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

”’NOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cake and defend it against hordes of zombie cows armed with diamond swords!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!