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BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	255
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Minecraft: Dawn Trail Adventure

Adventure, August 27th, Community, Dawn, Dawntrail General, Events, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Minecraft, mmorpg, ONLINE, Resources, RPG, September 11th, smp, Square Enix, The Rising, Trail, Updates, xivg

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have people who are literally the protectors of the realm, fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

Our server is so epic that even the producers of Final Fantasy XIV are talking about us! That’s right, we’re basically celebrities in the gaming world. We have resources galore, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called The Rising where you can participate in epic quests and challenges from August 27th to September 11th. It’s like a mini-game within a game, how cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary protector of the realm yourself!

PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	506
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	42503
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

air conditioning, Chill, chill environments, climate control, Cooling, cooling device, cooling technology, Craft, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy saving, energy-efficient cooling, environmental impact, green technology, heat transfer, innovative technology, PHYSICS., radiative cooling, researchers, sustainable cooling, sustainable living, thermal management, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mines Excavated:	2687
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

behzinga, ksi, Minecraft, miniminter, moresidemen, Server, sidemen, tbjzl, VIKKSTAR, wroetoshaw, Zerkaa

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

MortalMC Beta

Adventure, alliances, building, Clans, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Leveling, Magic, mmorpg, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

mortalmc.online

Silkys LifeSteal

bunch, first, Hosting, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, New server, Server, Silkys, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9504	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

silkysmp.feathermc.gg

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Canada, critique, Deception, Fiction, Interpretation, lying.., MapleCraft, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, narrative, perspective, Place, Reality, Server, skepticism, social media, storytelling, Truth, Understanding, Video

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	723382	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This place is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, the stories on here are so outlandish, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or mining diamonds while dodging flying creepers. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves!

But be warned, once you step foot on this server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!