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Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Ores Mined:	6827	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
New Chunks Explored:	747608	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

aunt, birthday gift, body image, body positivity, CraftyWeightWatchers, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gossip, fat shaming, gift refusal, health concerns, Humiliation, Minecraft, overreacting, overweight, self esteem, Server, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss, weight watchers subscription

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	190
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!

ClubCraft: Drug Drama

Apology, Argument, career concerns, ClubCraft, Confrontation, Drama, DRUG, Drugs, ecstasy, facebook, fake story, Gaslighting, inheritance scam, mutual friends, nightclub, online business, PARANOIA, Rock star, Screenshots, VIP area, Writing a book

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

NSFWadviceMC SMP

Adult, advice, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Erotica, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Intimacy, kink, Mature, NSFW, NSFWadviceMC, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, seduction, sexual, smp, taboo

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HoliCrafterz

christmas, Easter, Favorite, favorite holiday, Fourth of July, Halloween, Hanukkah, HoliCrafterz, holiday, Holiday Celebrations, holiday memories, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, independence day, Kwanzaa, Labor Day, memorial day, new years, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

ParkourPals Minecraft Server

antwerp, Belgium, crime, Dead, feet tied, hands tied, Homicide, investigation, man, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, murder, News, Palestinian, park, ParkourPals, Police, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, current events, devastation, earlier attack, eastern europe, home city, international relations, military aggression, missile strike, mourns deaths, political turmoil, Revenge, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukrained, Ukrainian president, violence, War, world news

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

Active players, Claim, Conquer, Countries, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, ENTERING, Factions, Ip:, JOINING, LifeSteal, PvP, replica, Saga, Season, Shenanigans, smp, Start, Survival, ViolentStormz, Void, Wars, Working

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	194
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

Description
I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

Description

I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
When does the current season start?	The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

anger, anonymous hookups, autist, BPD, Charles Grodin, CraftyTime, Cuddling, death, female, hate, Midnight Run, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, NEET, old man, ONLINE, Robert DeNiro, romantic feelings, Server, sex, violent hatred

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

SayHisNameMC SMP

honor his name, long live his name, never forget his name, remember his name, say his name, say his name always, say his name forever, say his name in justice, say his name in memory, say his name in peace., say his name in remembrance, say his name in solidarity, say his name in tribute, say his name loud, say his name proud, say his name with honor, say his name with love, say his name with respect, say his name with reverence, SayHisNameMC, smp, speak his name

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

apple pay, car purchase, compensation, family dynamics, godly items, grounding, Justice, Minecraft, older sister, parental favoritism, pocket money, rare items, retail job, Revenge, Robux, Sacrifices, saving money, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, stolen phone, theft, value of money

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!