3 Fat Bastards Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Farms Harvested:	589
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

factions.warcraft-rpg.xyz

FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	8795
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9540
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Adventure, Community, Competition, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069

The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2

Craft to Exiles 2, Discord, Factions, Griefing, Ip:, Lite RPG, Minecraft, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, team-up, The Rat Tavern, Version 1.20.1

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3097	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.

– PvP is Allowed! – Lite RPG Encouraged – No Griefing!

IP: therattavern.g-portal.rocks Discord Link: https://discord.gg/therattavern

144.126.153.174:25765