Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!
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WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?
10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft
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CraftyDisasterLand
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Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!
Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.
But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.
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DeathTrapCraft
abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence
So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.
And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.
So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.
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CraftyColumbo
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so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!
oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!
but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!
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ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas
Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology
So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!
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Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!
bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Founded April 14, 2023 Founder Antimony_Sb Features Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
What is the primary language used in the server?
The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?
Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.
Is there a summer event coming up?
Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.
Is there a second server being developed?
Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.
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DollCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!
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NashThreads Minecraft Server
Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of timeWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!
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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
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Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!
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BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!
So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!
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TipsyTeenHippocampus
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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!
And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!