| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2650 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 72 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Griefer server
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7355 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.
So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4247 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 806314 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!
So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6371 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.
Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.
Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8904 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.
Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 9065 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6829 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”
Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 3845 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9902 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Votes: | 9793 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3428 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 236 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5241 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
