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NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5075
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Items Found:	6521
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	915776
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!

EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

Bond, building, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, couple, emotional intimacy, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Husbands, marital strain, Marriage, marriage counseling, new study, Partners, protective factors, relationships, Safeguard, sense of intimacy, STRONG, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

Stick World Minecraft server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	6226
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Emeralds Found:	6007
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

We will be glad to see you on our server LongCity! To play on our RP project you will need to download mods: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/YGCd/vsA1kpHGg, join, build houses and cities in our country!

167.235.181.103:20276

KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Cobblemon, Economy, Enhancements, Evtraining, f2p, Fabric, Gaming, grand opening, Gts, Gyms, Kits, Landclaim, market, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Pokémon Structures, Relaxed, Server, Size Variation, STS, Survival, Terralith, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9134
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

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New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.

SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Void Armor Forged:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /Furred/ – Breeding Stock Edition

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anthros dominate humans in the most outrageous ways possible! Whether you’re into /amohm/, /amohf/, herm-related stuff, or just want to get messed up by anthro cock, this is the place for you!

Join us as we build a world where humans are at the mercy of anthros and get into all sorts of crazy situations. Share your favorite pictures, get creative with captions, and tell some wild stories about your experiences in this anthro-dominated world.

Previous thread got a little too wild, so let’s keep pushing the boundaries and see just how far we can take this anthro domination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to get fucked silly by anthro cock!

MommyCutsNoConsent

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give your kids surprise haircuts like some crazy babysitter! Our server is a hair-raising adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and hair-raising challenges.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we won’t touch your hair without your permission!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the importance of hair autonomy? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who gives out free haircuts to all who dare to explore its depths.

Don’t miss out on the hair-raising fun – join our Minecraft server today and let your hair down (or keep it long, we won’t judge)!