3. Body hair Minecraft Servers

3. Body hair Minecraft Servers

  • MinecraftMammoth

    MinecraftMammoth
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9585
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have u ever wondered why we, like, shave our body hair even tho we’re mammals? well, on this epic minecraft server, we embrace our inner mammals and let our body hair grow wild and free! join us for the ultimate hairy adventure where u can show off ur luscious locks and be one with nature!

    but that’s not all, on this server, we have a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization. u can trade with them, go on quests, and even ride on the back of a giant talking squirrel! it’s a wild ride, literally!

    and if u ever get tired of being a human with body hair, u can transform into a mystical creature like a unicorn or a dragon. fly through the skies, breathe fire, and show off ur magical powers to all the other players. it’s a whole new level of minecraft fun!

    so, if u’re ready to embrace ur inner mammal, hang out with talking animals, and become a magical creature, then join us on this crazy minecraft server. who needs body hair when u can have all this epicness instead? let’s get hairy, baby!

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  • Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server

    Crafty Rance: The LOL-tastic Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 4385
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join this server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns. Don’t worry, our resident superhero llamas will be there to help you out!

    But wait, there’s more! This server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken by your side?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with friendly players who love to engage in epic dance battles using only emotes. Who needs swords when you can defeat your enemies with the power of dance?

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

    Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 4675
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Buildings Constructed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

    Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

    But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

    As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

    Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL

    The Blocky Spy Family – Code LOL
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3816
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the action is as intense as a Hollywood blockbuster! Join players from all over the world, including the USA, Canada, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Spain, and even some mysterious countries we can’t pronounce!

    Experience CINEMATIC moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat, just like that one time in a movie when they made a poop joke that was so epic, it changed the course of history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most thrilling Minecraft server on the planet. Join now and prepare for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few more poop jokes along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server of Double Trouble!
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 5412
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Twice thread Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building is dancing to K-pop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds filled with twice the fun and twice the chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where every block was made of candy. They built a house out of gummy bears and lived happily ever after, surrounded by twice the sweetness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party, where players can show off their best moves and compete in epic dance battles. Who will be crowned the dancing queen or king of the block? Only time will tell.

    So come join us on our Twice thread server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!

    Crafty McPranksters: No Stolen Valor Allowed!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8233
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 159 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being autistic is not a requirement, but having low empathy and anxiety is a plus! Join us and unleash your inner social awkwardness while discussing nintendos and other random topics for hours on end.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of pretending to be shy when they’re actually just lacking in social skills. Embrace your awkwardness and dive into a world where you can be yourself without judgment.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most socially awkward players can access. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their bizarre stories and antics.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this unique and hilarious Minecraft server. Come join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeetCraft – the land of endless memes

    YeetCraft – the land of endless memes
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 9451
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Votes: 7763
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Enna will guide you through the craziest builds and adventures with her YouTube channel. Need some comedic relief? Check out Millie and her Twitter for some hilarious memes and jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual block house.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for some epic gameplay with the legendary Nina (who has now graduated from Minecraft University) on Twitch. She’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in the most intense situations. And if you’re in the mood for some serious PvP action, challenge Reimu to a duel and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

    And if you’re looking to up your game even further, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the latest tips and tricks to dominate the server. With a community as lively as a pack of Creepers on a hot summer day, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server

    Crafty LOLs: No SIMS 4 Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1416
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb dot com! 🌟

    🔥 Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but for Minecraft! 🍫

    🚀 And that’s not all! Our server is so epic, it’s been endorsed by Elon Musk himself. He said, and I quote, “This server is out of this world, just like my rockets.” 🚀

    🔮 But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance to Thriller. It’s like a rave party in the Nether! 🎉

    🔥 So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 💥

    Warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, loss of sleep, and an addiction to building pixelated castles. Play at your own risk! 😜

    Link: Click here to join the madness! 🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCriminalsMC – Escaping the Blocks!

    CraftyCriminalsMC – Escaping the Blocks!
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2334
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world like no other! Join us and embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and surprises at every turn.

    Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, conquer lands, and battle fierce enemies – all while enjoying luxurious amenities like pools, theaters, and hospitals. It’s like living in a virtual paradise!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and unleash your inner warrior. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and unlock secret powers along the way.

    Come be a part of our epic community and let’s make history together – just like how Hitler once made door hinges and repaired uniforms instead of taking over the world. It’s time to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftFightClub – Punching Pixels Since 2009

    MineCraftFightClub – Punching Pixels Since 2009
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 9069
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 169
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

    Do you want to join a server where you can TEKKEN your opponents down? Well, look no further because on this server, we have TEKKEN 8 Character Overviews ready for you to dominate the competition.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Important combos and moves for each character that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

    Join us on this server and become a TEKKEN master in no time! Don’t miss out on the Archived Tekken 7 Playlist that will guide you to victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this world of TEKKEN madness and show everyone who the real champion is!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoysAreCuteCraft

    BoysAreCuteCraft
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4982
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the boys are CUTE and the adventures are INSANE!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments as you explore our WACKY world.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of TALKING LLAMAS who are on a mission to create the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft experience ever!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of DANCING PIGS who throw the most AWESOME parties you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why our server is the COOLEST place to be in the Minecraft universe!

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