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ChunkyCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6477	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of skinny Minecraft servers that can’t handle the weight of your epic builds? Look no further, because our server is THICC with three Cs! Our server can handle all the blocks you throw at it, no matter how chunky they are. Join us and experience the joy of building without limits – because who needs skinny when you can have THICC?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to build-offs. Rumor has it that if you impress Blocky Bob with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, if you disappoint him, he will cover your entire base in obsidian!

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the THICCness. Who knows what adventures await you in this blocky world of wonders!

Beer & Blocks

Beer, blocks, cute, doomer, Edgy, landscape, long trail tags, never drink, night time, Owari da, tags, Tomboy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Items Found:	6326
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of drinking beer with cute edgy tomboys in boring old landscapes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us in our night time doomer landscape where the tomboys are even cuter and edgier than ever before. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Join now and say “Owari da” to boring nights forever!

Animal Kingdom Adventures

adult content, Adventures, animal, Animal lover, animal rights, bestiality, Boundaries, consent, controversial, controversial topic, ethical concerns, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, games, Immersive, Interactive, Kingdom, Roleplay, simulation, taboo, virtual reality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8778	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild and wacky adventure? Look no further than our server! We offer the craziest and most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Join us for our infamous “Bestiality games” where players compete in challenges involving riding pigs, taming wolves, and even befriending creepers! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle against each other. The stakes are high and the feathers are flying!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Votes:	6900
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Potions Brewed:	65
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crops Grown:	4936	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	8474	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	9800

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Emeralds Found:	3832	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	344016	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	3927

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!