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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Towns Built:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRAR.SKYBARS.ME

Matchmaking Masters Minecraft Server

aaa game, Activision, Competitive Gaming, ENGAGEMENT, foreign concept, game development, game rigging, Gamers, gaming industry, gaming profit, Masters, matchmaking system, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, online gaming, optimised matchmaking, real time manipulation, Server, skill based connection, skill based damage, Skill Based Matchmaking, skilled matchmaking, skilled players

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is clicking a mouse? Well, look no further because on our server, we have skill-based damage! That’s right, your ability to build and mine will directly affect how much damage you can do to your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have skill-based connection, so if you have lightning-fast internet, you’ll be able to move and build faster than everyone else. And don’t even get me started on our engagement Optimised Matchmaking – we’ll match you up with players who are just as skilled and crazy as you are.

And get this – the developers are actually rigging the game in real time. That’s right, they’re changing the rules as you play, so you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster!

So come join us on our server where gaming isn’t just about profit – it’s about having a wild and ridiculous time. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret conspiracy behind all those creepers and zombies. See you there!

> Sees Attractive Black Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Potions Brewed:	65
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being judged based on your skin color in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how good you are at building and surviving! No more worrying about being labeled as a BWC (Black Woman Only) – here, everyone is welcome, no matter what color you are! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in memes. Join if you dare!

Envious CEO Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dominance hierarchy skills? Look no further than our server, where you can climb to the top of the competence hierarchy and claim your spot as the most powerful player in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of competing against other players to prove your worth. Just like in real life, the most competent and powerful players will rise to the top and dominate the server. And if you’re not up for the challenge, well, we have a special gulag waiting for you.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about dominance hierarchies here. We also cater to your evolutionary needs, providing a unique gaming experience that will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

AkatsukiDHotaru, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, HarukaKaribu, henya, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, ksonsouchou, kuro, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Shenanigans, smp, vshojo, VShojoOfficialChannels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where VShojo and vtubers come together to mine, build, and cause absolute mayhem.

Imagine a world where Froot is the queen of redstone, GEEGA is the master of pranks, and Hestia is the ultimate diamond hunter. Henya is the genius behind every insane contraption, while Hime is the expert at taming creepers. Hotaru is the lava parkour champion, Kson is the leader of the chicken army, and Kuro is the mysterious ninja lurking in the shadows.

But beware of Mata, the troll who loves to set traps for unsuspecting players. Melody is the bard who enchants everyone with her music, Michi is the potion master brewing up crazy concoctions, and Mouse is the expert at navigating the Nether. Nagi is the ultimate builder, Peke is the prankster with a heart of gold, and Zen is the PvP champion ready to take on any challenger.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us on /vsj+/ for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Path – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to ascend to new classes in early access, just like in Path of Exile! And that’s not all, we have Twitch drops that will gift you not one, but TWO subs for MTX pets!

But wait, there’s more! We have an exclusive Path of Exile 2 Early Access FAQ that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our opening cinematic will leave you on the edge of your seat!

Join now for insane endgame content that will make you question reality! Teasers that will make you scream with excitement! And an official Wiki that is a work in progress, just like our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our database that is a work in progress and join our Grinding Gear activity tracker for Path of Exile 2! And don’t forget to check out our ingame chat and ban honeypot in global 1488(?). Previous players are raving about our server, so don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pedro Fajitas Minecraft SMP – The Real Name Game

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because on our server, Pedro Fajitas is the main attraction! Legend has it that Pedro Fajitas is actually a mystical creature who roams the land, challenging players to cook the spiciest fajitas in order to win rare loot. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to impress Pedro Fajitas and unlock his secrets! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind his mysterious name…or maybe it’s just a clever disguise for a spicy taco-loving llama. Either way, come join the fun and spice up your Minecraft experience!

Height Doesn’t Matter Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchantments Applied:	275	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Oi oi, listen up ya cheeky Minecrafters! This server is run by the legendary 5’6″ Peaky Blinders gang, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Forget about those tall blokes, they’re just lanky targets for us to take down with our lightning-fast strikes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being part of a gang that rules the Minecraft world with style and swagger. Plus, who needs height when you can be laying in the dirt, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your skills in a world where the only rule is to have a laugh and cause chaos!

Indians Have Had Enough Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, harmful behavior, harmful communication, harmful rhetoric, harmful speech, harmful threats, Hate Speech, Indians, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, online abuse, online harassment, racial slurs, racism, smp, social media, violent language, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5234	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic battles against evil crackers, niggers, and spics who are trying to take over the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top.

But that’s not all! We also have insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From uncovering ancient secrets to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky crackers, niggers, and spics who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!