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Oasis Nexus: Where dragons roam freely and players beg for mercy! No resets, just chaos and fun in 1.20.6!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

CPU	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores
RAM	DDR4 – 32Gb
Storage	2tb SSD

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. Please join the Discord for the IP.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and request to be added to the whitelist.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	We focus on building cool bases and efficient farms.
What are the server specs?	AMD RYZEN – 8 cores, DDR4 – 32Gb RAM, 2tb SSD storage.

Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	817
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

Crafty AF – Mine for Days

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	19
Enchantments Applied:	253	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	New Chunks Explored:	882559
Players Killed by Monsters:	4533	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

activism, blocks, building, CHANGE, Community, complaining, Crafty, CREW, ENGAGEMENT, Fed, Ideology, internet, involvement, Kike, leadership, movement, nationalism, nationalist, organization, Participation, Party, Political, social change, Unity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Towns Built:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

acceptance, arent, BETRAYAL, blocky, Cheating, Confrontation, coping strategies, CREEPERS, Deception, disbelief, emotional turmoil, Exploding, HEARTBREAK, hurt, Infidelity, love, Love Lost, moving on, Pain, realization, relationships, Secrets Revealed, shock, sibling rivalry, Triangle, trust issues

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
New Chunks Explored:	954875	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	2146	Animals Bred:	93
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Animals Bred:	58	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	279
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!