| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3396 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Votes: | 7326 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1344 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 222 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1017 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8234 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3914 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3145 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7197 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Dude, we got creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the cha-cha slide.
You won’t find any boring old books here, just pure chaotic fun in a blocky world.
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4929 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 236 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.
But the real reason you should join is because rumor has it that Santa Claus himself is a member of our server and he’s looking for a trans boy to be his new elf assistant. So if you’ve ever dreamed of working at the North Pole and helping Santa deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, then this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself living out your wildest Christmas dreams!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2391 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2555 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7439 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!
So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5651 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 118 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3309 |
On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.
And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3654 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Votes: | 3432 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.
But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2079 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 983196 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 6576 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
