| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3529 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9440 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Votes: | 292 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 7664 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3065 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Sheep Olympics,” where players compete in events like synchronized swimming and extreme sheep herding. The winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow-colored wool and a pet unicorn!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can journey to the Nether realm, where you’ll face off against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a magical bacon sword that can slice through anything like butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8546 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Just like Auntie here, we expect our players to be adventurous and try new things. Who knows, you might discover a winning combination that will blow your mind! And if it doesn’t work out, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell.
But beware, we don’t cater to picky eaters here. You gotta eat what you order, just like our friend who had to finish his houmous with Worcestershire sauce. Don’t worry, we won’t let you starve – we’ve got plenty of virtual bread and feta cubes to keep you satisfied.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected flavors await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, Auntie’s watching, so don’t be afraid to take a bite out of life (or houmous)!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 9300 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Join us for a world where your keepsakes are protected by virtual locks and keys, where children are banned from even looking at your precious treasures. Our server is a paradise for those who value their sentimental items more than anything else.
But beware, if you dare to accuse a child of taking your belongings, be prepared for the wrath of their parents and the disapproving looks of the little thieves themselves. It’s a wild ride of drama and intrigue, all while building your dream Minecraft world.
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual valuables in a childfree environment. Who needs kids when you have cats and a whole world of blocks to play with? Join now and never worry about missing keepsakes again!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Join us and discover a world where real men wear pink armor and ride around on unicorns instead of horses. Show off your creativity by building a giant statue of yourself flexing your muscles, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.
Forget toxic masculinity, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and being yourself. So come on, embrace your inner unicorn-loving, flower-crown wearing self and join us today!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8101 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
On our server, you’ll find secret underground chat rooms filled with memes from the ancient times, pixel art galleries showcasing the best of Geocities, and even a hidden shrine dedicated to the almighty Hampster Dance. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just uncover a portal to the legendary land of MySpace.
So why join our server? Because where else can you battle creepers while jamming out to the sweet sounds of dial-up internet? Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the internet’s golden age – join us now!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3219 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6823 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4572 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
we have a secret club where u can unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft master. join us and never outgrow ur younger self, because let’s be real, being an adult is overrated. come play with us and let ur inner child run wild!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9823 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Server IP | play.shaded.gg |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR |
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Hello, fellow Minecrafters!
Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024, offering a classic and immersive gameplay experience with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, and more. Join us today at play.shaded.gg!
To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join and play together.
Shaded offers land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, quests, free ranks, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.
You can protect your creations and belongings on Shaded by using land claiming and grief prevention features.
Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.
For more information and updates, you can visit the Shaded website, Discord, Twitter, and Vote page.
Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6335 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1755 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3568 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
