| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7920 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2532 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 298 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5804 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4816 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4199 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3496 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 625 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 5173 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7702 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.
So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5865 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5685 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.
So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 8116 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.
And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!
So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 376 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2190 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 554 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7547 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7256 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4014 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!
our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.
join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7990 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the new Slayer Boss – The Araxyte? This boss is so tough, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy!
And don’t even get me started on our Bond Price Changes for 2024. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log in!
Oh, and if you’re wondering what to do as a newbie, we got you covered with quests and diaries that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the fart cc chat channel – things can get pretty wild in there!
