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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1787 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6633 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!