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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1813 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Ores Mined: | 2271 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 458 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
New Chunks Explored: | 875071 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4289 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!