2channel Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineHappyLand

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).

Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

amendments, blinken, Conflict, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, PixelPrison, political issues, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unworkable changes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8528	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!

SkyHighSockSensation

anatomy, Body, body awareness, body proportions, body size, feet, height, height difference, height variation, leg length, length, LIMBS, Perception, Physical, physicality, proprioception, Sensation, sensory experience, SkyHighSockSensation, Tall, tall people

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13

join this epic minecraft server where the taller you are, the longer it takes to feel your feet! yea, you heard right, folks! our server is so wacky that your height actually affects your ability to feel your own toes! imagine towering over your friends and laughing as they struggle to wiggle their little piggies. it’s a whole new level of competition, folks.

but that’s not all! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next.

so come on down and join the madness! who needs to feel their feet anyway when you can have this much fun? trust us, you won’t regret it.

PuppyPlaydateMC

adoption, Animal Behavior, animal behavior studies, animal care, animal companions, animal housing, animal psychology, animal research, animal socialization, animal studies, animal welfare, canine companions, Companionship, Dogs, pet adoption, PuppyPlaydateMC, shelter animals, shelter dogs, socialization, stress reduction, well-matched

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

so like, this server is like having a well-matched companion for your Minecraft journey, bro. you won’t be stressed out cuz you’ll have all these cool peeps to play with. plus, you’ll adopt new skills faster than a dog chasing its tail. join this server and unleash your inner Minecraft beast, yo!

Constructia Freebuild: Where griefers cry and builders thrive! 1.20 update included!

backups, BUILD, Builders, Community, Constructia, Creative, cry, Discord, exploit, Focus, Freebuild, freedom, Griefers, Included, Ip:, Join, MARK, Minecraft, Protection, Rollback, Server, Superflat, Terrain, Thrive, update, Version

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Farms Harvested:	916	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Constructia Freebuild is a small, laid-back, freebuild creative server where anyone is free to join to build with others and make their mark. We have two worlds; one with normal vanilla terrain and one that’s superflat.
Protections	CoreProtect plugin for real-time rollbacks, anti-exploit plugins, world backups for exceptional circumstances.
Contact	Discord: https://discord.gg/8W3wkJSjat
IP	constructia.ddns.net (1.20.x)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to constructia.ddns.net with your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules on our Discord or in-game.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Of course! The more, the merrier.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

CraftyAnon’s Minecraft Server

Beach, Coast, Coastal, CraftyAnons, Escape, holiday, Minecraft, Ocean, Paradise, Peaceful, Relaxation, sand, Seaside, Serene, Server, shore, Summer, Sun, travel, Tropical, vacation, Water, Waves

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our server, where the sand is always perfectly pixelated and the waves are always just right for surfing… in Minecraft! Join us on our beach-themed server where you can build sandcastles that defy gravity, ride dolphins as your trusty steed, and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our beach is not your average beach – it’s filled with hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like enchanted seashells and golden coconuts. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether.

So why join our beachy Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a giant crab into battle against a kraken, build a sandcastle that shoots fireworks, and ride a rainbow unicorn across the sunset-lit horizon? Only on our server, of course! So grab your sunscreen, pack your virtual beach towel, and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. See you on the beach!

CraftyChances Minecraft Server

BETTING, Casino, chance, CraftyChances, Entertainment, gambling, Gaming, increasing chances of winning, jackpot, long tail tags: how to win at slots, LUCK, maximizing slot payouts, Minecraft, MONEY, Odds, Payout, Potential, Realistic, Risk, Server, Slot Machine Tips, Slots, strategy, substantial, WIN, winning big at slots, Winnings

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to end up with a measly amount of emeralds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win REAL money by playing slots! That’s right, forget about trading with villagers or hunting for treasure, just spin those virtual reels and watch the cash roll in!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you win money, but you can also win exclusive in-game items like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command. Who needs boring old iron armor when you can have a pet creeper, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants one lucky player three wishes. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start spinning those slots for a chance to win big and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

KidStopper Minecraft Server

KidStopper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7862	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Animals Bred:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the sucky lollipops and cheek-pinching aunts in your life! Join us and build your own virtual world where no one will treat you like a baby brother, unless you want them to (we don’t judge).

On our server, you can be a grown adult without anyone questioning your maturity. No more worries about being called a “growing boy” or having to eat gross lollipops just to please someone else. Let your creativity run wild and show off your building skills without anyone telling you how much you look like your older brother.

So come on over and join us for a fun and hilarious adventure in Minecraft, where you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the babying behind. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama and guilt trips. Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together!

RoomRageCraft

anger outburst, boundary violation, emotional distress, emotional trauma, emotional vulnerability, family betrayal, mental health, mental health stigma, online humiliation, personal space, privacy breach, privacy invasion, privacy violation, room invasion, RoomRageCraft, sibling conflict, sister betrayal, sister drama, social media backlash, trust breach, video leak

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	203
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Potions Brewed:	117

Are you tired of living with a sister who thinks it’s okay to share embarrassing videos of you at your lowest point? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without the fear of privacy invasion.

Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-sharing-private-videos-of-your-sibling policy in place, so you can rest assured that your virtual world will remain private and secure.

Don’t let your sister’s betrayal bring you down – join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss in the digital realm. Who needs sympathy when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? So come on, join us and leave the drama behind!