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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5717 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Votes: | 4631 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
so like, u know how society be all judgy about who’s gettin’ it on and who’s not? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we don’t care if u a player or a playa, we just want u to have a good time!
join us if u tired of them double standards, cuz here, everyone be equal in the eyes of the block gods. u can build ur own love shack or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond dildo – the choice is yours!
we got parties every saturday night at the pixel palace, where u can dance the night away with ur fellow blockheads. and if u feeling lonely, don’t worry, we got plenty of villagers lookin’ for some lovin’ too!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing judgin’ u is the creeper tryin’ to blow up ur hard work. cuz here, we believe in equal opportunity lovin’ for all!
