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Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

‘66, 16+, 296, 476, actual lives saved, Assumptions, CCP, convalescent plasma, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, estimates, Modeling, Plasma, potential lives saved, saved lives, Saviors, stratified analyses, united states

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Void Armor Forged:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	965

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Enchantments Applied:	118
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	164
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

challenging decision, Choose carefully, choose one, choose wisely, clog, DECIDE, decision, Decision making, difficult choice, Dilemma, dilemma situation, either or, Make a CHOICE, make a decision, Minecraft, Options, pick one, select, Server, Shit, Shitsuck, Suck, Throat, throteclog, tough choice, tough decision

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

apartment, attitude, Boundaries, city, Communication, Confrontation, countryside, DadStopCallingItAnApartment, Disrespect, family, Grandparents, House, humor, jokes, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, social cues, uninviting, Visit

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	7203
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	205	Towns Built:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	9151	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Animals Bred:	52
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Farms Harvested:	132	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

Animals, Antarctic birds, Biodiversity, continents, diverse habitats, earth’s inhabitants, ecology, environmental conservation, geographic range, Global Distribution, human impact, humans, PenguinCraft, Penguins, polar regions, Species adaptation, species distribution, unique species, wildlife, worldwide, zoology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

#oceancraft, #sustainability, Environmental Protection, Experts, feed a hungry planet, fisheries management, global warming, Golden Rules, marine conservation, Ocean, ocean experts, planet, redefine, save the ocean, scientists, Survival, sustainable, sustainable fishing, sustainable living, sustainable practices, sustainable seafood, top scientists, warming planet

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Taste World Minecraft Server

Countries, culinary delights, culinary diversity, culinary excellence, culinary treasures, delicious dishes, diverse flavors, excellent taste, exotic tastes, food exploration, global flavors, global gastronomy, gourmet cuisine, gourmet dishes, international cuisine, international flavors, Minecraft, Server, Taste, taste sensations, unique flavors, world, world cuisine, world-class cuisine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!