Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense from your sister or anyone else.
And if you ever feel like you need a break from building, you can always join our virtual therapy sessions where we help players work through their attachment styles and communication issues. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our IP: mc.smitegame.io
Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame
The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4
You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4
Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).
The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).
Come in and see everything with your own eyes!
mc.smitegame.io
| Welcome to HardcoreSMP |
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| Founded: 2011 |
| Difficulty: Hardcore |
| Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC |
HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?
| Question | Answer |
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| What is HardcoreSMP? | HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC. |
| Is PvP allowed? | Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server. |
| Can players team up? | Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival. |
| Are cheats/hacks allowed? | No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server. |
| What happens if a player dies? | Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect. |
| Are there additional worlds? | Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing. |
Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!
We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.
So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.
So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!
Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!
So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!