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6 Years of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that have been around for ages? Do you want to join a server that has been out for 6 whole years and still manages to keep things fresh and exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

With over 29 million copies in circulation, you know we’re doing something right. And don’t even get us started on the 12 episodes of our totally not shitty adaptation that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off from laughter).

Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs sales when you have a server this epic? So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Emeralds Found:	4519

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	913
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	393	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Star Shards Collected:	155	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mines Excavated:	1913	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed