28. Whales Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	59	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	654	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ores Mined:	4474	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	76
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1800

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	543
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.