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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3127 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6222 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!