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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1661 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4232 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!