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SMP420BlazeIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is on fire and the animals are breakdancing! Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the heck we were smoking when we created this crazy Minecraft SMP!

SmokeFreeMommaCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, generational differences, grandmother, health concerns, Help, Laundry, love, newborn, offensive, parenting, relationship, SmokeFreeMommaCraft, smoking, Support, third hand smoke, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a family reunion gone wrong, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, just like the OP trying to convince their mom to wash her clothes before holding the baby. Will you choose to cave and let the drama unfold, or stand your ground and risk offending your loved ones?

With a community as diverse as the OP’s family, you never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

TravelBugMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old vacation spots? Well, do I have the perfect destination for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel to the most exotic and exciting locations in the virtual world! From the sandy beaches of the Nether to the snowy mountains of the End, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Totally possible here.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may not be real). So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

MineTunes – Never Skip a Beat

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1322
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because our server has a jukebox that only plays the most epic tunes like “Baby Shark” and “The Chicken Dance” on a never-ending loop! Join us for a musical experience like no other and dance your way to victory in the most ridiculous way possible!

QuakeCraft: Tsunami Alert!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN JAPAN IS SHAKIN’ FROM THE EXCITEMENT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT IT CAUSED A 6.9 MAGNITUDE QUAKE IN JAPAN! JOIN US NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF OUR MINECRAFT MADNESS! TSUNAMI ALERT ISSUED, BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT WATER BUCKETS FOR DAYS! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE WITH US! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE SERVER?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ChargeCraft: Electronegativity Anomalies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	204	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

haha ok so like imagine if u join this server right? u gonna be like a scientist but in minecraft lol. u gotta determine atomic charges in materials like u some sorta mad scientist. but get this, the research paper gonna blow ur mind cuz it gonna talk about electronegativity and semiconducting boron phosphide. like wut even is that? join the server to find out and be the smartest player everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GlobetrotterMC Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Farms Harvested:	468	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of exploring boring old countries in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and visit a whole new world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is so awesome, it’s like traveling to a different country every time you log on. From the lush jungles of Junglelandia to the icy tundras of Snowtopia, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1161
Magic Items Found:	7557	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

BabyDaddyDutyGoneWrong

adoption, baby daddy, BabyDaddyDutyGoneWrong, Boundaries, Communication, Complications, Conflict, daycare, ex boyfriend, family, finances, Help, nephew, paternity test, postpartum, Pregnancy, relationship, Sacrifices, sister, temporary living, twin

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8593	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos just like this insane family situation!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a virtual world where your twin sister is constantly asking you to take care of her baby while she sits back and relaxes. But wait, there’s a twist! The baby’s real father is nowhere to be found and drama ensues as you try to navigate this crazy family dynamic.

But that’s not all! You’ll also have to deal with financial struggles, postpartum complications, and the constant pressure to adopt a child that isn’t even yours. Will you be the hero of the story and save the day, or will you end up in a virtual family feud that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of baby drama. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

KindCraft SMP: Kindness Boost!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107
Love Letters Sent:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server out there! We have a community of players who are always ready to prank each other, build ridiculous structures, and go on wild adventures together.

One time, a player on our server left a trail of diamond blocks leading to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. It was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, except the rainbow was made of lava and the leprechaun was a creeper in a top hat.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can make friends, pull off insane stunts, and maybe even uncover some hidden treasures, then join us and become part of the madness! Who knows, you might even receive a random act of kindness that will blow your mind and change your Minecraft life forever.