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Final Fart-asy: The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles over the color of our virtual Gi’s. Will it be blue or red? The tension is palpable as players duke it out in intense PvP matches to defend their chosen color.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Collar Tug Challenge. Players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course while simultaneously tugging on each other’s collars. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	304201
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CraftyInk – Where Minecraft meets Splatoon for some creative chaos!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in Inkopolis? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Octarians want in on the action.

Join us for epic Splatfest battles like Baby Chicks vs Li’l Bunnies vs Bear Cubs – because who doesn’t want to see adorable animals duking it out in a turf war?

Our version 7.1.0 patch notes are so hype, they’ll make you want to squid jump for joy. And don’t even get us started on our Fresh Season – it’s like the Inkling version of Coachella, but with more ink and less flower crowns.

Follow our social media accounts for all the latest updates and memes that will make you say “Woomy” in real life. And don’t forget to check out our map schedules and seed checker – because knowing your seed is half the battle.

Gear up with the freshest weapons and collectibles that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all the squids in the sea. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our coop mode for some seriously splatastic fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready to splat, squid, and splatoon your way to victory! Just remember, stay fresh and keep on inkling!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where 90% of Players Mine and 80% Craft a Good Time!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of being just another statistic in the world of sexually transmitted infections? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about HPV again – our virtual world is completely immune to all STIs! That’s right, no need for protection here, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun! So come on over and let’s craft our way to a healthier, STI-free future together!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crops Grown:	5005
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Rice and Spice Minecraft Server: Where All Asians Unite to Build and Fight!

Asian unity, Asians, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, Fight, foreign policy, imperial Japan, Industry, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Minecraft, Natural resources, regional power, Rice, Server, solidarity, Spice, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, 富國强兵

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Western imperialists in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese can come together as brothers to fight against the decadent Western powers? Look no further!

Join our server where we prioritize our own economic interests, protect our natural resources, and shape our own foreign policy without any meddling influence from the West. Together, we will shout “富國强兵!” as we build our empires and conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to the enemy CCP or imperial Japan, and hello to a new era of unity and prosperity in Minecraft! Join us now and let’s show those Western imperialists who’s boss!

CraftyDigits – Where Math and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on a flying pig to the moon! Our community is full of wacky and hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BoomerCraft: Where the Zoomer Memes Are as Old as the Server Itself!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2922	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, join our server and become a certified zoomer in no time! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’ve aged 6 years in just one day! Remember that meme from 6 years ago? Yeah, we’re still laughing about it on our server. Join now and never feel old again!

Melodic Mayhem Minecraft

AUTHORITY, Awareness, Dictatorship, education, fascism, Harmony, Hierarchy, know, knowledge is power, MAYHEM, melodic, Melody, Minecraft, music education, music theory, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, Rhythm, social control, Solfege, Those who know, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	117	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and battle evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in your hand!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds, diamond armor that sparkles like Edward Cullen in the sunlight, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that tells jokes, a magic wand that can turn dirt into diamonds, and a unicorn that will give you piggyback rides through the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see why those who know, know that this Minecraft server is the only place to be!

InstaReplyCraft: Where we respond faster than your ex! Join now for instant fun!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of waiting hours for replies on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we reply to messages instantly 97% of the time! That’s right, you won’t have to suffer through the agony of waiting for someone to respond to your messages.

And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!