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Job Hunt Minecraft SMP

anxiety, CHANGE, finding a job, hunt, Job, job hunting, job motivation, Job Search, job search advice, job search anxiety, job search encouragement, job search help, job search motivation, job search motivation needed, job search motivation requested, job search motivation required, job search support, job search tips, Minecraft, motivation, motivation needed, overcoming anxiety, smp, social anxiety

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8801
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being a jobless noob in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, craft, and survive!

Forget about the anxiety-inducing real world, where you have to deal with annoying bosses and coworkers. In our SMP, the only people you’ll encounter are friendly players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.

Plus, who needs a job when you can spend your days exploring vast landscapes, battling dragons, and trading with villagers? Trust us, once you join our SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where the only job requirement is having fun!

BlockyDragons – Minecraft Server

Big Elf C*ck, BlockyDragons, chuds, Community, cullen, cute, DA Tapestry, Davrin, discussion, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Fandom, games, Gay Rights, goty, Lucanis, Minecraft, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, Veilguard player count

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	1017	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Potions Brewed:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate GAY RIGHTS and all things Dragon Age! Join us to talk about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard and other irrelevant DA games.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have an official launch trailer for Veilguard that will make you want to build your own epic fantasy world in Minecraft. And if you want to laugh at the chuds who keep losing in Veilguard, we have a player count chart just for that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a husbando poll for Veilguard characters, a link to the DA Tapestry that doesn’t matter because none of your choices in Veilguard matter anyway, and a wikia page for Lucanis because he’s heckin’ cute.

And let’s not forget about the Big Elf C*ck husbando that will make you want to dive into the world of Dragon Age like never before. So join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creeper explosions). Let’s build, mine, and slay dragons together!

Minecraft SMP: /tohg/ The Owl House General #591

#TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Archive, Dana, Diary, Disney, disney channel, general, Hot Topic, House, Hunter, instagram, interview, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Palisman, playlist, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most life-changing Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Luz’s diary has all the insider tips and tricks for surviving in this crazy world, while Lilith’s letter will inspire you to reach new heights. And don’t forget about Hunter’s Palisman observations – you never know what secrets they might reveal!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Disney Channel links, Disney+ recommendations, and even a MEGA folder full of surprises. And if you’re feeling extra bold, check out Dana’s Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for a behind-the-scenes look at all the madness.

Join us on this epic journey where anything is possible – who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life owl house! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let the fun begin!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, amazing, celebration, disbelief, Ecstatic, elation, EXCITEMENT, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, Incredible, joy, Minecraft, Server, Shit, shock, success, Surprise, The boy fucking won, Thrilled, triumph, UNBELIEVABLE, Victory, winning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.

Dynamite was down 41% this week because… Minecraft SMP

because, blockquotepDynamite, down 41%, dynamite, economic impact, election, financial news, Investment, market analysis, market correction, market decline, market fluctuation, market news, market performance, Market reaction, market trends, market uncertainty, market update, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote, stock market, Trading, volatility, Week

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Come join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as dynamite prices during election season! Who knows what crazy twists and turns await you as you navigate through our server filled with explosive surprises. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

Crafty Biden Minecraft Server

2020 election, biden, Biden administration, Campaign, Crafty, democrats, election, joe biden, kamala harris, Minecraft, Perish with Harris, political alliances, political commentary, political humor, political memes, Political satire, political shift, Politics, presidential race, republicans, Ridin’ with Biden, Server, Trump administration, vice president

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of riding with Biden? Well, now you can perish with Harris on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where Kamala Harris leads the way to victory, one block at a time.

But beware, the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ve all pledged their allegiance to Kamala and will stop at nothing to protect her. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of our Vice President!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of perishing with Harris. Who knows, you might even get a virtual high-five from the lady herself!

24 Now Minecraft SMP

24, achievement, age, athlete, career, Ceiling, comparison, Competition, Future, Goat, Minecraft, mystery quantity, Potential, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, speculation, sports, success, surpass, talent

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mines Excavated:	2023
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic battle between two legendary players: Messi and Ronaldo! Will Messi finally surpass Ronaldo as the GOAT in the world of Minecraft? Or has he reached his ceiling and will forever be second best? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question! Plus, rumor has it that Messi has a secret base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that he’s willing to share with his loyal followers. Don’t miss out on the drama, excitement, and outrageous antics that await you on our server!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Mob.MineRich.ru

Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

autistic, characteristics, CHUBBY, compatibility, Country, DATING, dream girl, Girlfriend, ideal partner, love, Midwestern, Minecraft, partner search, perfect, perfect girlfriend, Personality, phenotype, physical appearance, relationship goals, romantic partner, Server, Traits, unique qualities

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

Pump Bitcoin Minecraft SMP Pay Off Trump

arms race, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Economy, finance, financial strategy, global competition., Government, humor, international relations, Investment, Minecraft, national debt, Pay, Politics, power play, Pump, satire, smp, speculation, trump, world affairs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	331005	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as players scramble to mine as much virtual gold as possible to pay off their debts and avoid being invaded by other nations! Will you be the one to control the Bitcoin market and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be left in the dust, crying over your lost diamonds? Join now and experience the most ridiculous economy system in Minecraft history!