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Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	296

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7241	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Meteorites Collected:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1251	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	4237

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!

Pixelated Sushi Showdown: RIP Japanese Video Game

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Say goodbye to boring Japanese video games and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

Join our server and defeat evil pixelated sushi monsters that are trying to take over the virtual world! Build your own giant robot to protect your pixelated kingdom and show those sushi monsters who’s boss!

But that’s not all! Dive into our virtual hot spring and relax after a long day of battling pixelated foes. Or challenge other players to a dance-off in our virtual disco club!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Japanese video games and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: WoW Edition

Alpha, Blizzard, Developer Chat, Dragonflight, Dungeon Level Squish, Dynamic Flight Update, Edition, feature overview, General Resources, heroic raids, Hotfixes, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mists of pandaria, Mounts, murlok, News, Pandaria, Pets, raider, Raids, remix, S4 Dungeon changes, Summer Trading Post, the war within, Trading Post, Warbands, World of Warcraft, wow, wowg

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Ever wanted to ride a DRAGONFLIGHT in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with WOWCAST DEVELOPER CHAT where you can chat with the developers while mining for diamonds.

Join us for the TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW event where you can battle it out with other players in intense PvP battles. And don’t forget about the DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATE, where you can soar through the skies on your very own dragon mount.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and gear up for your next adventure. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our Remix: Pandaria event where you can relive the glory days of Mists of Pandaria raids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience?

ArrangedCraft: Where mom and dad’s love story meets blocks and adventures!

Adventures, arguments, arranged marriage, ArrangedCraft, blocks, Communication, cultural expectations, Dads, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family gatherings, fat shaming, Gender Roles, hatred, homelessness, housework, insults, Islam, love, Marriage, meets, mom, Pain, scolds, Story, terrible relationship, Thyroid

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of arranged marriages and terrible relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with insults, scolds, and complete b*tchiness – just like your dad!

Imagine a world where you can build your own house and not worry about your dad making fun of your mom for being “fat” (even though he’s fatter)! Explore our server where even grandma gets in on the action, constantly telling mom to do something about her freckles.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can stand up for yourself, unlike poor mom who takes all the crap from dad. Witness epic arguments and emotional breakdowns that will make you grateful for your own family dynamics.

So why wait? Join our server now and build your own happy virtual family, where you can escape the drama and create your own story – without the threat of being left homeless by your dad after he gets all of you married off! It’s a Minecraft world like no other, filled with twists and turns that will make you appreciate your own family drama a little bit more.

Top List Domination: The Minecraft Server to Rule Them All

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Farms Harvested:	673	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! This server dominates every single top list on the internet – even beating out Frieren, the greatest piece of fiction ever written (sorry not sorry, Frieren fans)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, diamonds falling from the sky, and creepers doing the Macarena! Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you)!

MineCraftGrindz: No breaks, just blocks!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we work 16 hours a day to bring you the most epic gaming experience ever! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers did the Macarena. It was a wild ride, but they soon discovered that our server had unlimited diamonds just waiting to be mined. And not just any diamonds, but sparkling rainbow diamonds that granted wishes when you held them in your hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their cause or stand against them? The choice is yours.

So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who needs sleep when you can be mining for rainbow diamonds and fighting alongside talking chickens? It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. See you in the game!

Crafty Chinatown: Where Even Unemployed 40-Year-Olds Can Mine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4318	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

🤣 Looking for a way to escape the crazy world of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got unicorns roaming around, diamonds falling from the sky, and zombie pigmen who moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, did you know that under 40’s unemployment in China has reached 82.1% in March 2024? Yeah, that’s right. But on our server, you can be a successful block builder with a 100% chance of finding a job in our virtual world. Plus, we have a secret treasure cave filled with endless riches and a disco party every Friday night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the real world’s problems. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky Minecraft universe! 🎉🦄💎🕺