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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9862 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!
