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Welcome to the Electric Apocalypse Minecraft Server

Brace yourselves, citizens of the pixelated realm! As storms of confusion brew beyond the horizon, an ethereal beacon calls you into the heart of chaos. Doug Ford, or as we like to call him, The Great Taxalyst, has officially thrust our blocky plane into an energy vortex!

⚡ What’s Brewing?

In a land where taxes flow faster than a river of lava, Ontario has decided to charge a stunning 25% tax on electricity exported to the U.S. Is it power, or is it a power play? Who can tell anymore? This isn’t just a server; it’s a liminal space where the politics of reality warp into absurdity. Join us, as we harness the power of taxation to electrify the very fabric of our gameplay!

🔌 Features / Mechanics (or are they features?)

Taxed Terrain: Each block you break sends tax waves ripple through the incorruptible realm of your conscience!
Electric Scams: Try selling your own ‘cheap’ power packs to unsuspecting villagers and watch them curse due to increased "Tariff-ic" costs!
Power Failure Zones: Randomly designated areas where supply runs dry. Explore with caution as goodies turn into godly darkness!
Mysteries of the Ministry: Maps embedded with false information about how to escape the taxman’s clutches. Spoiler alert: 17% of players don’t actually leave.
Mini-Game “Catch the Taxman!”: Dodge roaming mobs dressed in suits while hunting for un-taxed gold nuggets. Every touch spell binds you with fines to the end of days!

🃏 Controversial Testimonials:

"I thought the server was a ploy against my own sanity, but the pixel taxes brightened my day!" — A player named TaxationAvenger78 “I loved the energy. But what’s with all the electric sheep?!” — ConfusedBadger87

⚠️ Conspiracies Abound!

The Charged Cartels: Rumor has it this server was born from a secret meeting of blocky elites deciding how best to enslave our minds. Join us if you dare uncover their sordid plans!
The Forbidden Nodes: Find the Thunderstone, the misshapen relic of a tax-free existence hidden deep in the Umbra Cave. Only those thoroughly disillusioned can ever hope to wield its power!

❓ Frequently Asked Questions (Answers Not Guaranteed)

Q: Can I avoid taxes in this game? A: Only if living in the realm of perpetual delusion counts.
Q: Is Doug Ford a playable character? A: He’s more of an omnipresent force of taxation than an avatar.
Q: What do electric sheep do? A: They bleat oddly and spark existential crises.

🎴 An Invitation to Join the Madness

Ready to join us in this treacherous pilgrimage through tax-laden adventures? Every pixel breathes chaos, and every server crash sends you spiraling deeper into the Electric Apocalypse!

Join us if you dare, but heed the words of the Architects of Taxation: “In this realm, all is taxed, even the fun!”

This isn’t just a server; it’s a cult of the confused! Will you accept the call or remain trapped in the mundane? Come for the blocks, stay for the beautiful absurdity.

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