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ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5877
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	5953	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: The Mistake You’ll Love

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Join our Minecraft server and make the mistake of a lifetime! Our server is filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of opportunities for hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to accidentally set off a TNT trap in your own base? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of accidentally punching a villager and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass a live TNT block to other players before it explodes, and “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep into battle against other players.

So if you’re looking for a server where mistakes are not only welcomed but encouraged, join us and embrace the chaos! Just make sure to have your respawn button ready at all times.

DownUnderHeatwaveMC

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the heat is always on fire like australia’s hottest winter temperature of 107 degrees. we have lava pools everywhere for you to swim in and get that crispy tan. our mobs are so hot they make you sweat just looking at them.

we have a special event where you have to survive in the desert biome with no water for 24 hours straight. if you make it, you get a diamond block as a reward. but if you die, you have to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

our admins are like the sun, always shining bright and ready to help you out. they even have special powers to summon lightning storms and make the ground shake.

so come on over to our server and experience the heat like never before. just make sure to bring some sunscreen and a fire extinguisher, because things are about to get lit!

Dyson Sphere: Where even creepers are impressed with our modded world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

New Update	The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer server included.
Mods
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets this modpack apart?	This modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but optimized for gameplay and performance with handpicked mods.
How can I get started?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/spheremc
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts
What is the difficulty level?	Mild

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

SMPFootballSavior – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Animals Bred:	91	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring old college football games with the same old teams and plays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic football matches you’ve ever seen, all played out in blocky, pixelated glory.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground league where players ride pigs instead of running, and the goalposts are made of enchanted diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the craziest football league in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of teamwork…or just have a lot of laughs along the way!