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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3761 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!