22girl Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3801	Dragon Eggs Found:	8506
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Star Shards Collected:	65	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5734	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1986	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7107

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Votes:	342
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mines Excavated:	1792

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Potions Brewed:	118	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

pyrakia.com

MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

139.84.166.158

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Chimeras Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!