haha so like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u get to ride on 22,000-year-old tracks!!! like, that’s older than my grandma’s grandma’s grandma!!! but wait, there’s more! these tracks are the earliest evidence of transport vehicles, like, cavemen were riding around in style way before cars were even a thing! join now and be a part of history, yo! 🤣🚂🦕 #cavemantransportation #minecraftmadness
Ancient Tracks Transport Co.
Baby Boom Server
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the consequences of US abortion bans are more babies and higher infant mortality! We got an estimated 478 extra infant deaths in da 14 states with bans, but don’t worry cuz we also got around one extra baby born per 1,000 woman! Dat’s a total of 22,180 additional babies across da country, so come on and help us take care of all dem babies in Minecraft! Build cribs, feed ’em milk buckets, and make sure dey don’t fall into lava pits! It’s a wild ride on dis server, so join now for some baby-makin’ fun!Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
CraftyCommies: $22k PvP War
yo, u ever wanted to be a russian spy??? well now u can on our minecraft server!!! join us and get the chance to be a secret agent fighting in ukraine for a whopping $22,000!!! imagine the epic battles u will have, the secret missions u will go on, and the sweet cash u will earn!!! come join us now and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life!!! let’s gooooooo!!!! 🕵️♂️💰🔫MoscowCraft Server: $22K to Fight!
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is giving away $22,000 to anyone who fights in ukraine!! but like, who needs that money when you can just mine diamonds and build a sick castle with your pals in our server?? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and battle evil mobs like zombie putin and skeleton stalin. join now and let’s show those ukraine baddies who’s boss in the virtual world!!LunchLootersCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any lunchtime drama like this crazy story! Join us for epic adventures, build amazing structures, and battle it out with other players in the most ridiculous ways possible.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we won’t make you pay for anyone else’s meals! No extortion or bullying here, just good old-fashioned fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who will have your back, unlike the first responder in this wild tale.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than this AITAH post!