21. Apologies Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Votes:	9280
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	6243
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

Admiration, Affirmations, appreciation, best compliment, boosting confidence, boosting self-esteem, building others up, CompliCraft, Compliment, Diamond, Dirt, encouragement, flattery, giving compliments, Gratitude, heartfelt compliments, Kindness, making someone feel good, meaningful words, positive feedback, praise, spreading positivity, uplifting words, world, Youre

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	3269	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?