| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3115 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 276 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Votes: | 258 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3008 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3572 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.
Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9078 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.
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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4232 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4555 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8906 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 507 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!
But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2043 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7000 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 592 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8739 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
