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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5451 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 340 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 328 |
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