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SMPolympics – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3344	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4623

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server, we do BMX Freestyle Edition! That’s right, you can pull off sick tricks and flips on your virtual bike while dodging creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all, folks! We also host our own Minecraft Olympics, with events like Ender Dragon Racing and Creeper Javelin Throw. And guess what? The winner gets a real-life gold medal at the Paris 2024 Olympics!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, competition, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft Olympian! Just make sure to watch out for those pesky skeletons trying to sabotage your chances of victory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the games begin!

SeineSwimShow2024

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the paris mayor swims in the seine river to prove how clean it is for the 2024 olympics! if he can swim in it, you can definitely build a sick castle on it! plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests at the bottom of the river filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. dive in and claim your riches before the mayor beats you to it! also, the fish in the river are rumored to grant wishes if you catch them, so start fishing for your dreams today on our server!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6892

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	86	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	96

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).

YeehawCraft: Where American hegemony is worse than creepers

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Tired of American hegemony ruining all the fun in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of freedom and wealth brought upon by the evil Americans! Join us and experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and you can build your wildest dreams without the oppressive influence of the red, white, and blue. So come on, join us and stick it to the man by playing some blocks!

OopsCraft: Did I Just Screw Up?

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of lava. And don’t forget to watch out for the elusive diamond-encrusted creeper that explodes with confetti instead of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and pork chops. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity… in the best way possible!

FinlandCraft: USA’s Backup Plan

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Finnish government can’t seem to figure out what’s going on! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand as we navigate through legal troubles and questionable treaties.

Our server is so wild that even the Finlands minister of defense had to travel all the way to the USA just to sign a treaty, only to have it thrown around like a hot potato by the justice department. Who needs clear terms when you can have drama and confusion instead?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to vote on whether or not the treaty will actually be legally binding, because why not add some democracy into the mix? Will it be in effect by September 2024, or will it be thrown out faster than a creeper explosion?

And don’t forget about Article 6, 11, and 12 – they’re so controversial that they might as well be straight out of a conspiracy theory. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so entangled in political drama?

So come on down to our server for a truly unique experience that even a Russian troll would find hard to believe. Join now and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for any American soldiers causing trouble in Finland, because apparently that’s a possibility too!

Auntie’s Creeper Haven: Where Family Visits Get Explosive! Join Now for TNT Fun!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape from awkward family gatherings! Our server is so immersive and addictive that you’ll forget all about your overly affectionate aunt in no time. Build a virtual world where relatives can’t bother you and let your creativity run wild. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from unwanted visitors. So why deal with awkward family situations when you can play on our server instead? Join now and say goodbye to uncomfortable encounters with relatives!

KawaiiCraft: Where Pixels and Pastels Collide

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

So, picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness of our Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep doing the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild and wacky that even the sheep have killer dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got flying pigs that shoot bacon out of their snouts, gravity-defying chickens that lay diamond eggs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best moves to dubstep music.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of our server? Rumor has it that if you can defeat the giant zombie boss guarding it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Yeah, you heard me. Mountains.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Crafty Memesters: Where Noob meets Pro in the Quest for Diamonds

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	260	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing cows and flying pigs. They were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a talking sheep who will teach you the secret to unlimited diamonds. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now!

Pixelated Pals Gone Wild

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old sprites? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole gang of misunderstood sprites just waiting to cause chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a chance to hang out with sprites who have been kicked out of other servers for their wild antics. From prankster pixies to rebellious goblins, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of unicorn that farts rainbows and a talking creeper who tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the chaos of our misunderstood sprites. Just be prepared for a wild ride!