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Heart Attack Halters

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	8992	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	607811	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Potions Brewed:	122	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	1046
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	171	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1602	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, Captivating, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16559653, novel, secret, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, Entertainment, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV series, series, slept on, smp, SnoozeTV, television, TV critic, TV fan, TV recommendation, TV Review, tv show, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated series, underrated TV show

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!