New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6500
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 7131
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Gods Slained: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2615
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Players Killed by Monsters: 2733
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • 2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP

    2000s Logos Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 6253
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Dimension Hops: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored, the creepers wear party hats, and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 7801
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 289
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Farms Harvested: 323

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you bored of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and tames dragons for fun. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those dancing creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

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  • Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP

    Bank to Crypto Exchange Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6535
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ores Mined: 7954
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of missing out on epic bull runs because your bank can’t get their act together? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be transferring is blocks and diamonds! Our black professional villagers are experts at handling large sums of virtual currency and won’t judge you for your wealth (or lack thereof). Say goodbye to missed opportunities and hello to endless adventures in our crazy world. So switch banks? Nah, switch to our server instead and start building your crypto empire today!

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  • Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lewd Smugs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7047
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic discussions about lewd smugs! Join us for a wild ride as we debate the best ways to build sexy statues and create scandalous skins.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can participate in risqué roleplaying adventures. From steamy love triangles to scandalous betrayals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to unleash your inner naughty builder. Just be prepared for some seriously spicy shenanigans!

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  • Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP

    Pleasantly Surprised TV Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6821
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Runes Activated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Zombie Dances: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    So glad you stumbled upon our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come.

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond block the size of a house. But watch out, because the block is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

    Or how about participating in our annual sheep racing competition, where players ride on the backs of flying pigs while trying to dodge obstacles like exploding creepers and lava pits. It’s a race like no other, and the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary pranking wars, where players go head to head in a battle of wits and creativity to see who can pull off the most outrageous prank. From filling someone’s house with hundreds of chickens to turning their entire base into a giant cake, the possibilities are endless.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

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  • Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server

    Blocky Black Sheep Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 4269
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with TikTok trolls who can’t appreciate the greatness of America? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only handouts are diamonds and enchanted gear!

    We’ve got a thriving community of players who know the true meaning of American greatness – like building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and defeating the Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re ready to leave the food stamp mentality behind and embrace a world of endless possibilities, join us on our server today! Who needs TikTok drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

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  • Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP

    Evil Girls Be Gone Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8877
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of evil girls taking over your Minecraft SMP server? Look no further, because our server has the solution! Join us and help us defeat the evil girls by building giant statues of cute puppies to distract them. Trust us, it’s the only way to stop their reign of terror. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Join us and save the world from the evil girls!

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