2023 MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RSV Vax Fun Land

vaccination effectiveness, older adults, 2024.., Fun, 2023

Yo, u gotta join dis EPIC Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!

So, like, lemme tell u a story, man. Once upon a time, there was dis dude who joined da server and he was like, “Whoa, dis place is da bomb diggity!” He started building dis huge castle made outta diamonds and emeralds, and all da other players were like, “Whaaaaaaat?!”

And den, get dis, there was dis epic battle between two factions, da Creepers and da Endermen. It was like, total chaos, bro! But in da end, da Creepers won and dey threw dis massive party with cake and fireworks and stuff. It was soooooo awesome!

Oh, and did I mention dat on dis server, if u get vaccinated against RSV, u get superpowers? Yeah, like, u can fly and shoot fireballs outta ur hands and stuff. It’s totally insane, man!

So, like, what are u waiting for? Join dis Minecraft server now and experience da craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! Trust me, u won’t regret it, bro!

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HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

Monitoring the Future survey, University of Michigan, 2023, record high levels, VapeNation2023

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

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HotBlockzMC

environmental impact, 1999, 2023, HotBlockzMC, statistics

yo, dis minecraft server be so lit, it’s hotter than a heat wave in the US! we got crazy builds that will make yo head spin like a tornado. join us and be part of the madness, cuz we be breaking records like the 117% increase in heat-related deaths. with at least 21,518 players dying to join our server, you know it’s gonna be fire! come on in and let’s burn down the virtual world together!

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Creeper’s Cove 2023

statistics, 10th leading cause of death, CREEPERS, data analysis, US

come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!

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SpaceMedsExpireCraft

Medicines, 36 months, long duration, space exploration, Medications

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride to Mars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is equipped with special Martian medicines that will give you superhuman powers! Imagine flying through the sky like a majestic eagle or shooting fireballs from your fingertips. It’s all possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive missions to Mars where you can explore alien landscapes, battle space monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal life hidden in the red sands of Mars.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you go to Mars, there’s no turning back. But who needs Earth when you have a whole new world to conquer? Let’s go, gamers! Mars awaits!

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VapeCrafters: From 1 in 80 to 1 in 10!

2013, Mainstream, Adults, Behavior, Report

Join our epic Minecraft server where we vape our way to victory! We have more adults vaping than ever before, so you know it’s lit! Half of our players exclusively use disposable devices, because who needs sustainability when you can have sick clouds, amirite? Come join the vape nation and help us destroy the environment, one puff at a time! It’s like blowing up creepers, but with way more flavor! See you on the server, bros!

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EuroCraft: OilWars2023

energy security, EuroCraft, international relations, 2023, sanctions

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

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QueenCraft Minecraft Server

cartoon porn, 2297542, journals, 01472526, 10.1080

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

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HermitRuins: Where the ruins are fresher than the coffee – 1.21 vanilla, whitelisted, 16+

ruins, Vanilla, form, coffee, Mature

Server Name HermitRuins

Established 2023

Server Type Vanilla Minecraft

Community Relaxed and joyful

Overview

HermitRuins is a relaxed and joyful community full of players from around the world. The server is based on the principles of Hermitcraft, offering a safe and laid-back environment for players to enjoy classic Vanilla Minecraft gameplay.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join HermitRuins?

To join HermitRuins, you will need to fill out a short form and be at least 16 years old. Once you have completed the form, you will be whitelisted on the server.

2. What sets HermitRuins apart from other servers?

HermitRuins prides itself on its classic Vanilla gameplay, mature community, and regular server-wide events. We also have some quality of life data packs to enhance the gameplay experience.

3. When does the new season start?

The new season is expected to start in a week or two. Join our Discord and fill out the application to be a part of the community in time for the new season.

4. Are griefing and drama allowed on the server?

No, we have a zero-tolerance policy for griefing and drama. We expect all members to be respectful and mature while playing on the server.

5. Can I participate in server-wide projects and game nights?

Absolutely! We welcome all players to join in on server-wide events and projects. It’s a great way to get involved in the community and have fun with other members.

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MicroDoseMania

2023, psychedelics, drug policy, growth, Google Searches

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, do I have the place for you!

Join our wacky world where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is infused with magical mushrooms and enchanted cannabis plants that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level.

Imagine riding a giant mushroom through the sky while battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of psychedelic flowers that shoot rainbows? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs boring old regulations when you can have a wild ride like this? Microdosing may be on the rise, but we’re taking it to a whole new level. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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