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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3800 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.