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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3041 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3349 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 76 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9522 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
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