2023.10.07 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Items Found:	4758
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	8889	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Items Found:	6763	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!