MomSisSTFUcraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Farms Harvested:	346	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a protective mama bear when it comes to respecting personal space.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Just like how this dad had to lay down the law with his family, we make sure everyone knows the rules and follows them.

We promise not to pressure you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike some overbearing family members. Our server is all about fun and freedom, so come on in and let loose!

So if you’re tired of being told what to do and need a break from the drama, join our server for a breath of fresh air and a whole lot of laughs. See you there!

CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime

arts and crafts, Cooking, CraftySMP, Creative pursuits, diy projects, FITNESS, gardening, hobbies, leisure activities, meditation, MoreHobbyTime, Music, outdoor adventures, Painting, Passion projects., personal interests, photography, reading, Time management, Traveling, Wishful thinking, Writing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3771	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Farms Harvested:	185	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).

So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

BlockBusterFlopz

awful cinema, bad movie, BlockBusterFlopz, cinematic failure, film disaster, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst film ever, worst movie, worst movie ever, worst movie experience, worst movie of all time

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid

aid, arms sales, biden, Bidens, defense assistance, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JSOW munitions, JSOWCraft, long-range munitions, military aid, military assistance, military support, missile technology, national security, strategic partnership, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US support, Usa, weapons supply

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	900967
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

so, like, this server is totally lit, bruh. we got like, long-range JSOW munitions and stuff. biden himself said it, man. like, we’re gonna blow stuff up in minecraft like never before. join us if you wanna see explosions and chaos everywhere. it’s gonna be epic, dude. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again, yo!

Sunlit DreamCraft

better sleep, circadian rhythm, DreamCraft, health benefits, improve, insomnia, melatonin production, mental health, morning routine, morning sunlight, natural light, research findings, restful sleep., sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, study, sunlight exposure, Sunlit, well-being

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchantments Applied:	70	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

do you know what else improves sleep quality? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH.

imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house in the game, when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing diamonds at you. yes, DIAMONDS.

or how about this: you’re exploring a mysterious cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. they’re all wearing sunglasses and grooving to some sick beats.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? yep, you heard that right.

so why waste your time basking in the morning sunlight when you could be living out these epic adventures on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

WanMC: Where chaos meets pretend seriousness and a sprinkle of plain vanilla

Chaos, Community, Discord, forward, found, Friendly, Fun, Join, looking, Master, Meeting, meets, Plain, PRETEND, PvP, PvPer, Redstone, redstoner, Roleplay, roleplayer, Scrolling, semi anarchy, seriousness, Server, sprinkle, Vanilla, WanMC

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	833
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

WanMC Minecraft Server

Overview

WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay. We welcome all types of players, whether you’re a master redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper. Join our friendly and fun community now!

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is WanMC?	WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay elements.
Who is welcome to join WanMC?	All players are welcome, whether you’re a redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper.
How can I join WanMC?	Join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is WanMC a friendly community?	Yes, WanMC is known for its friendly and welcoming community.

Kamala’s Victory Minecraft Server

Draft, election, equality, feminism, Gen Xers, gender dynamics, generation gap, international relations, Israel, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, military service, Minecraft, Politics, power, PRAYER, Server, Social Issues, Victory, women in politics, young voters, zoomer boys, Zoomette pussy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Polish Post About Minecraft SMP

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, germany, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, Polish, Politics, post, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, smp, united nations

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a crazy mix of players from Poland, Russia, Germany, and even Iran’s nuclear program (yes, you read that right)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our Poland players are known for their epic potato farms that can feed an entire village for days. The Russian players are experts at building giant vodka distilleries that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the German players – they have created a massive autobahn system in the game that will make your head spin!

But the real kicker is our players from Iran’s nuclear program. They have the ability to create explosive TNT cannons that can take down any base in seconds. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us now!

CraftyQueersMC

alcohol, Boundaries, Breakup, career, Cheating, clubbing, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyQueersMC, Drinking, living situation, Maturity, partying, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, VALUES, work party

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunken work party dare? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your girlfriend are at a party, things are getting wild, and suddenly her gay male colleague plants one on her! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it? Join our server to experience the drama and chaos firsthand!

Just like how you confronted your girlfriend about the kiss, confront your enemies in epic battles on our server. Show them who’s boss and claim victory!

And just like how you paid for your girlfriend’s taxi home, we’ll take care of you on our server with amazing perks and rewards. You won’t want to leave…unlike your girlfriend who had to leave the party early.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a party like no other! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments

anticipation, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Future, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, joy, Living, looking forward, mindfulness, MOMENTS, motivation, optimism, perspective, positivity, purpose, ray of hope, RayOfHope, smp, worth living

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a ray of hope in the blocky world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride.

Looking forward to something? How about our weekly “Llama Llama Dance Party” where all players must wear llama costumes and boogie down until the sun comes up. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

Life feeling a little dull? Not on our server! We have a secret quest where players must find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining power. But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of rainbow sheep armed with enchanted swords.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Life is worth living when you’re part of our crazy blocky community!

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